and no, miss perchance i dont wanna be bad so i wont post about your new close friend,  that fugly girl with a face that can launch a thousand clearasil commercials.  hmmm, no naman.  wala naman syang pimples.  lets just say that she can be the poster girl in dr. pie calayan's office.  she will be perfect for the "before" picture, not the "after" picture. she can also guest in nip/tuck and we will be happy for her.  :) so thats ok, i didnt mention her naman.  altho i think tHat AnYoNE that wRitEs lYk ThIs deSerVes  t0  bE diSSeD kAsI naMan poH baKit poH  gAnUn siLa maGsuLat  pWeDe  naMaN  poH  aNg sTr8 poH an0h  poH?

wait, i think a know a girl that needs clearasil up her ass.  hmmm....

well anyway so today i will just pay tribute to the "best" via our favorite david turned goliath google you tube!  yes? yEs?



this is the best and sexiest rendition of  bad company's "feel like making love" ever!  just look at the way she works that mike stand (or whatever you call it).  susanna hoffs rocks my made in the philippines underwear!  and say what?   shes still hot! and the woman is like 48?  seriously i dont wanna know.  and i think shes hotter now.  as an old woman.  :p  i mean, i love her but her hairdo in the walk like an egyptian video....well, it was the 80's.  everything is forgiven.  and after watching her in this clip many times, i really "feel like making love"...to the next whore i encounter in the street!  ... well...more like "i feel like making love"...to myself.  :(  but no.  because im a decent guy with a conservative outlook in life and with strong solid morals ( because i dont masturbate for art ).  but i will masturbate in front of a comatose dog in a national geographic documentary about some ethnic panggalatok ritual if the prize is a night out with susanna hoffs!  with some hot chocolate lovin' of course.  :p



for me this is the best rap song ever!  back in the old days when hip hop was fun, cool and "real".  none of this gangsta i want to kill cops fight for freedom in iraq and start a revolution with my niggaz homies while wearing bling bling drinking crystal with my bling bling hoes while im fucking the high priestess of bling bling with a phat azz.  whew.  ok im just jealous with the way these ugly mofos get their eazy phat fine azz.
yes.  ok but i love jay-z.  h to the izz o, v to the izzz  a.  fa shizzle my nizzle used to dribble down in v-a.  and of course snoop dogg.  he's cool.  the high priest of doobie.   :p



as much as i love one more minute (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHz8AxgIuhM), amish paradise, white and nerdy,  smells like nirvana and  eat it.    i think that this is the best weird al video/song ever!  classic!  and hanggang ngayon memorize ko pa lyrics nyan.  im such a geek.  :p  and it is a lot better than the puff daddy (with some rock stars) original version.  this is the best!  no debate!


 P.S....B.A.


nakita ko pala si kaye abad.  bakit napaka bastusin sexy na nya?  hek hek.  naging bombshell bigla.  fuckable na ang lola niyo.  :p

and what is this napanood ko sa news?!?  borgy manotoc for mayor of manila?  wtf.    
will he be like this guy?



yan ang mayor ng maynila!  they dont call him berdugo ng maynila for nothing.  :p  i was living in manila when he was mayor and i really feel safe walking the streeets of recto, legarda, quiapo, p. noval and m. dela fuente even at 10pm.  i love telling this story a manila old timer told me once.  remember the 3 year old girl that was raped by a bunch of guys in the early 90's?  di ba the suspects were caught, jailed and then there was a trial.  tapos in the end, the verdict was NOT GUILTY.  ayun kinabukasan, nakita na lang lumulutang sa pasig river yung mga suspects.  and the old timer said we all know who ordered the "salvaging".  no need to guess.  scary.

...
and you will know kung sino sa mga bisita mong kamag-anak ang manyakis.  :p  when they are having dinner and then you are watching an abs-cbn soap entitled "maging sino ka man" and then suddenly anne curtis appeared in a 2 piece bikini looking really sexy and ripped.  at lahat ng mga kalalakihan ay biglang nagsilapitan sa tv.  LOL!

mother: bakit bigla kayong lumapit dito?!?

uncle:  eh kasi tininitingnan namin yung beach...mukhang eto yung pinuntahan natin sa batangas ano? (looks at his son)

cousin # 1 :  ay oo nga!  yan yung beach sa san juan, batangas (looks closer)

cousin # 2 :  ay oo nga!  (watches until anne curtis leaves the scene)

hahahaha mga lalake talaga.

well ako naman steady lang ako sa harap ng pagkain.  i was just waiting for bea alonzo also to appear in a 2 piece bikini in all her baby fat glory...but no dice.  patience.  she will be in a mens mag in a few months.  wait, how old is the girl? is she over 18?  geez.  i hope shes over 18 at baka mangumpisal na naman ako nito ng di oras..."father forgive me for i have sinned...i have yet again lusted for a young lady under the age of 18...but i didnt know...so im only semi guilty.  ill take one hail mary and a glory be.  and no father, im not a ephebophile...  that word can best describe a few of your friends in the catholic church...in new york and in some parts of this country also.  thank you.   amen."


and now people, did i tell you not to take my entries seriously?

but mind you, when i "enter" i take it seriously.

next time uli.


:-)

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