violent dorks...

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2006/06/06/uchess.xml

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,2-2212233,00.html

im telling ya dorks can really be violent. nasa loob ang kulo ng mga yan eh. i got into a fight with a dork a couple of times...and yeah i got some major ass-kicking. nagulpi ako. there was one time in high school meron kaming inaasar na dork. paano ba naman eh he's so quiet and always talking to himself. weird. but he's so good in math and drawing. so anyway im kinda a bad boy and alaskador so ako nangunguna sa pang-aasar. so one time he cant take it anymore and he went jeremy on all of us. nangisay-ngisay sya na parang exorcist. everyone calmed him down, binigyan sya ng juice and akala namin everything is a-ok already. for some reason, hindi sya pinapunta ng clinic. the next teacher was absent so vacant class kami. everyone's quiet and studying for the quiz sa next subject. then suddenly hindi ko namalayan he just attacked me from behind! and before i get to punch him back nagka-awatan na. i was inching for payback but i let it go. in fairness to me, i didnt see it coming. the usual stuff, pinatawag parents yada yada. we didnt became friends after that but all is cool. im a good boy. just a joker. i dont know where he is now or what he is doing.

well anyway...

the chess dorks are fighting over this girl...




i dont know if it is just me, but i dont find her that hot. at least in all of the internet pics that i have seen. well, 92% of caucasians are azian lovers anyway. :) so the white dorks love her.
she is arianne caoili. she is called the "anna kournikova of chess" whatever. shes an australian citizen but pure blooded filipino. or is it half-filipino? i dont know.
she is very smart of course and wants to be a model/singer/actress. haha. anyway she played for the philippines a few years back in some young girl's chess competition. but she now represents australia in international competitions.

well anyway i dont blame those guys fighting over her. coz..are there many hottt chess players? errr...i dont think so.
it is like when i was in college, nag advance ako ng isang subject and my classmates are all from engineering. the girls are what they call "mukhang t-square" or "looks like a t-square". :p
so a hottt engineering student is a rarity. so we have one hottt classmate and shes from chemical engineering. and the engineering dudes go gaga over her. i was like "i get that all the time in the AB building". :p

EDIT:

well i did some research...and yes there are hottt women chess players! woohooo!



thats sanja dedijer from bosnia-herzegovina, russian alexandra kosteniuk and...mariam mansur from uae.
i like the bosnian girl. mariam is pretty but she looks scary tho. i dont wanna say the T word or car bomber or something i dont want to annoy anyone. but she's pretty, yes.



regina pokorna from slovakia. maybe shes from bratislava? :p she looks like one of them pornstars in rocco siffredi videos. i mean pokorna. what a nasty name!



i mean where you get a hot milf from iran? only in the chess world!



ngeeeh



omg she's in linda blair mode. exorcist alert. father karass rescue her. im sure she can kick my ass in chess.

HO-kay. yun lang.

:-)

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