ahahaha nasa botika ako kanina and meron naghanap ng varemoid forte. some old guy in his 50's. :p someone's got a problem! jejejeje... almoranas baby! woohoo!
and i remember last night's episode of leno where kevin smith talked about anal fissures, rectal agony, hemorrhoids and jury duty. glorious. :p
they showed a clip from clerks 2, the scene where jason mewes was doing a ted levine impersonation. that was hilarious. cant wait to see the movie. :p



ted levine is one of my favorite "hmmm i think ive seen this guy before...he is from this movie in that scene...but i cant remember" kind of actor. but i think he is famous now. not so obscure anymore. good for him. :)

so anyway...

so today is quite a rainy, stormy and windy day. ehehehe I LOVE IT. :p earlier i was somewhere in ortigas to buy something when lo and behold i get to see something like this...



hehehe bumaba galing sya sa jeep. mukha syang jologita and hindi naman kagandahan. but in fairness, one of the nicest pair of tits ive ever seen. yez. something like that, yes. but only "wetter". :p coz of course it was raining. to my delight. :p and because of the wet look her assets were "accentuated". wait is there such a word? accentuated? :p. anyway i like it. like the word "interracialness". :p and no her wet look is not of gloria diaz proportions. only of the cristina gonzales variety.

so dumaan sya sa harap ko (shes with a sidekick, a friend) and yes ill admit that i gave her tits a LITTLE and SHORT appreciative look. coz it was nice and a great back-up beauty tool to her disastrously jologita face. but that moment of weakness lasted for only 5 SECONDS. or less. and hindi naman obvious. i believe im an expert at that. you will not know that im already checking you out. so after that moment of weakness i went about my business and dumiretso na ako. im in a hurry coz its a stormy day. then i heard sumthing like this:

jologita nice tit girl: nakita mo yun? ang manyak naman!
the even uglier friend: oo nga! manyakis naman yun! tang ina kupal!
jologita nice tit girl: blah blah blah....

(actually it wasnt really like that. :p i just ASSumed that it was like that coz i just want to be annoyed at a rainy day. annoyed at happy jologs people with nice tits, an even uglier friend with a nice ass. but i believe i really heard the word kupal. )

so lumingon ako at palayo na sila and "attempted" lol to say something or give em the look. but nah, not worth it. mapaaway pa ako. malay ko ba kung may kasamang mga goons yun. mahirap tumakbo umuulan at may butas ang rubber shoes ko. :p

so that was it. i was just a little frustrated at pips who are like that. i mean if you strut around town with a nipply behavior, see-through shirt and you know you got a great pair of gazangas, plus its raining and you like to show off your assets...ehrrr please do expect that guys will look. no matter how ugly you are...guys will look. a few seconds yes. no bad intentions there. pag tinitigan na ng matindi eh sampalin mo na or sumigaw ka. guys will be guys. they have to look. patawarin na ang short, uninspired glances that has no malice. malice comes later when guys get home. :p and for crying out loud...NIPPLES! nipples right? nipples are special because it reminds us of the wonderful time in our lives called "infancy" (pagbigyan na ang word...i love it) when we were not doing anything but sleep, cry, make googy pa cute eyes, colic behavior and DRINK MILK. who doesnt want to be an infant again?

and one thing more...i dont like the word kupal. coz kupal most of the time means "asshole". (among other things). and like most guys i hear the word "ass" a lot.
"ur such an ass"
"asshole ka talaga!"
"what a fucking ass u are"
"dont be such an ass"
i dont like ass/asshole/kupal coz theres no cure for that. :p i may be a laidback tricky guy but im no kupal. chronic trickiness can still be cured, being a KUPAL, now thats a different story. :p
so i am no ass/asshole/kupal...



but that ladies and gentlemen, is what we call an ASS .

see? an ass can be a beautiful thing. so lets please use "ass" in a nice way. :p

*my model for the tits and ass pictures is the ex-talented and world ranked tennis player formerly known as JELENA DOKIC.

i love jelena dokic. what a nice piece of ass err great tits and ass combo right there.

ASS i said, it is a stormy day. so malamig eh.
:p

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