for as long as the pussy is REAL and the penis is FAKE! ahahaha ukinam. lolz. that is for P300-500 load ha.
for P50-100 i will pose for a picture like this:



complete with headband and red shorts. and post it here. look at the mineral water. ahahaah strategic! yes im cheap like that.

for P15-48 load you will have a glowing review of your person posted here. i will praise you for 5 days.
for P10 or less share a load, everytime i talk to you online or in real life i will end it with "i love you papi" if you are a guy and "i love you sexy mami" if you are a girl. thats good for 3 days. :p
offer lasts until supply.

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and i love that picture of ron jeremy munching a carpet pussy with etits toppings. it screams of: "HINDI AKO BAKLA! GUTOM LANG! (im not gay, just hungry!)
i think that will be my new userpic.
ron jeremy is the best. what a professional!
but as they always say: i think i was funny...but actually i was just naive..." :(

5 things that annoyed me today:

1.) mommies who go : "coochie coochie woochie woochie! boochooo boochoooo cuuute cuute baaaaabbbbyyyy koooooo! coochie coooochieeee babbby woooochooochoooo woochooo wooochoooo bbbaaaabbbyyyy kooooo wooooshoooo woooshoooo!" why do mommies do that? sa lrt pa? different kind of public display of affection. i know wala akong k magreklamo coz wala naman akong junakis (muntik lang) pero i swear kung magka-anak ako i wont go woochie woochie booochooo booochoooo baaabbbyyy kooooo wooshooo wooshooooo! or kung yung jowa ko na mommy ng baby mag ga ganun...babatukan ko. pakialam ko sa violence. woochie woochie pang-asar.

2.) yung mga FEEL-AMERICANS! i know there is one in every neighborhood. ang yayabang akala mo kung sino. ang iitim naman, panget pa at ambabaho. hoy nasa pinas kayo! maligo naman kayo! and kaya naman nandito ngayon eh i heard eh naka bugbog ng latino at hinahanap ng pulis. kung pwede ko lang i-report sa pulis para ma deport pabalik sa amerika eh...

3.) detergents that sez : "with fabric conditioner!" or "with the freshness of downy!" i mean cmon...what about truth in advertising? you know it doesnt work that way! iba talaga pag hiwalay mong banlawan sa downy! downy is love! or downy is...teka hindi ako marunong gumawa nung "heart"...

4.) diarrhea : no not me, pero mahirap lang kung meron kang kasama sa bahay na nahihirapan coz nagtatae tapos hindi ka makabili ng lomotil sa kanto coz baha at may sugat ka sa paa...mahirap na. alam nyo naman yung mga aso dito sa pinas...sa kalye tumatae walang toilet manners. hindi man lang sa may mga buhanginan...

5.) automated whatever ng GLOBE landline...mag ri-ring yung phone mo eh tapos sasabihin "this is an automated message from globe telecom...we have an important message" then...yes? maghintay ka wala naman important message! tapos tatawag pa limang beses grrrrr! important message daw and then? wala naman!

ey wala akong magawa nung madaling araw maginaw kasi eh nagising ako bigla with the chills tapos nanood na lang ako ng AQUAMARINE. :p ok naman sya. fun little stupid movie. pwede pampa antok. of course wag lang seryosohin. :p ambilis ha wala ng explanations..."yes you mermaid! we like you! lets be friends! you like lifeguard boy? yes you love him! we help you hook up! yes!".
tapos may mga jokes din! like ... "sand...witch?" and "shell...phone?" ahahahahaha ambabaw. pathetic.

seriously the film is a little charming. not a waste of madaling araw time.

but that emma roberts girl annoys me a lot tho. give me amanda bynes anytime! wait shes older and actually sexy now...
anyway pero magaling naman sya umarte lalo na nung inaapi scenes. but shes annoying.
and that jojo girl is fat. but so is nelly furtado. but miss furtado can sing. and talented. this jojo girl is actually good. but not cute. and shes fat. oh did i mention that already. shes fat.
how old is that jojo girl? 15? 16? ok. 2 or 3 years from now she can be the next charlotte church. ahahahaha in a different sense. :p

* a little research says shes dating an american soccer star named freddy adu. born in ghana. but plays for the united states. they are about the same age, i think.
a 16 yr old nigga lovah i like her already.
it is always good to start young on the love for "interracialness".

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my perineum mood swings : : awake
pssssh! i listen to this crap!: maneater = nelly furtado