watching you tube videos of carrie underwood doing her own version of classic songs by 80's hair metal bands. :p
in fairness, i like her version of "patience" very much ha. i like. :P
and there is nothing like that "giling-giling kembot my hips" style of dancing she's doing while doing "sweet child of mine". that gave me the hardest hard-on since november last year. (if you are reading this, baka uminit na naman ulo mo...it was "harder" with you :p )
anyway, sa buong buhay ko i ignored "myracof-t". i didnt know it really works! props kung sino man gumagawa nyan. unilab i think. :p mura pa. lol
is that the best fighter in the world pound for pound or what?!?
....
nah maybe its a stretch. even though david is the champ, tough and very brave, he is limited. the skill level is just...its like michael jordan's 90's bulls versus the la clippers of that time.
But...
that was amazing.
people are harping about the four world titles in four weight division thing, but that is not the real achievement here.
the real thing is the fact that he is the only ex-flyweight champ to win a world title in the lightweight division in ring history.
like someone said, we may never see something like that again. ever.
i was like paano nakahabol yan? susme. and im in a room full of faker fans. mga trabahador at tricycle driver na nakikinood :p
anyway 2-0 na and kobe tai and the kobettes are in a bit of a trouble. i say "bit" coz the last time i cheered for a team na leading by 2-0 in the finals (the 2006 girly mavs, na dapat naglaro sa wnba nung mga panahon na yun) ay biglang naratsadahan at natalo. along with my precious money.
anyway maraming salamat powe sa 2 kargador ng Celtics na si leon at kendrick na maganda ang nilaro.
at si paulina gasol? nagsuot na naman ng panty. rarampa yata mamayang gabi ang bakla.
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i love this movie. please watch. :p lol i enjoyed it hahaha thats all i have to say. zip na. :p
ewan.
them belgians. :p
matagal ko ng hindi naririnig yung "mongoloid" tapos pinatugtog rito eh now it keeps playing sa utak ko! i have 2 neighbors pa naman right now who are preggers yung isa sa kanya ako nagpapa-load sa tindahan nya now i cant even look at her straight in the eye coz i keep on singing mongoloid!
i get my subtitles here: http://louisubs.wordpress.com/ for lost, heroes, prison break etc but i cant seem to find anything for entourage. im just lazy i know, but if you can direct me to any link it will be much appreciated.
i have the first two episodes of part 2 of season 3 but i have not seen the episodes yet (or burn them to dvd) because there are no subtitles. i want my tv shows and movies with subtitles. i would like to think im weird like that but in reality i have problems with my hearing. no dont worry im not deaf but there is a little teenie weenie problem. so there. thanks in advance for any help. im seldom online nowadays and whenever im online im too lazy to look around. i just do something else and wait for the downloads to finish.
yep. madami kasi nagtatanong. and im the resident manyak geek. so dito ko na lang sagutin, hane?
yes. firefox 2.0 is out there in the jungle already. but you cant upgrade to it using automatic update. YET. you will have to WAIT. baka sa december pa. why? i dunno.
from : http://ffextensionguru.wordpress.com/tag/mozilla-firefox/firefox-20-bon-echo/
"it looks good for Firefox 2 to be released this coming Tuesday (October 24th). Now I am sure many folks are wondering ‘How do I upgrade to Firefox 2?’ Well, like Microsoft and IE7, the auto-update won’t be until sometime in November or may be even December.
Now, if you want it as soon as it comes out, you can download it directly from the Mozilla Firefox Page - mozilla.com or getfirefox.com (note: this will always link to the most current released version of Firefox). I would recommend you do a couple things you should do to be safe and make the upgrade easier. First, just as a precaution back-up your profile <edit: i suggest just dont do this. nothing will happen. PRAMIS.> (nothing should go wrong, but just in case, you won’t lose everything). Second, AFTER you have downloaded Firefox 2, uninstall Firefox 1.5 (don’t worry your profile is stored else where so you will still have all your bookmarks, saved preferences, extensions and themes). Note: uninstalling the prior version of Firefox is not mandatory, but will make things simpler. <edit: i agree. go uninstall. nothing bad will happen. you will lose NOTHING. PRAMIS.
For those who want to wait until Mozilla offers you an auto-upgrade to Firefox 2, you will need to wait until youupgrade to Firefox 1.5.0.8 (due out sometime in November) first.You can not go directly from Firefox 1.5.0.7 to Firefox 2 via auto-update. The details as to how this will happen are still a little fuzzy, but my understanding is Firefox 1.5.0.8 will offer an upgrade to Firefox 2 when the 2.0.0.1 build is released (November or December)."
ayun. ok firefox fanboys and fangirls? im using it now. its great. it is faster and yeah i think they fixed that so-called memory leak. i am annoyed at the spell checker though. :p just disable it. and if you are looking for your extensions and themes, it is all now bundled under "Add-ons". k? k.
and from the release notes : http://en-us.www.mozilla.com/en-US/firefox/2.0/releasenotes/
Installing Firefox 2
Please note that installing Firefox 2 will overwrite your existing installation of Firefox. You won't lose any of your bookmarks or browsing history, but some of your extensions and other add-ons might not work until updates for them are made available.
Removing Firefox 2
You can remove Firefox 2 through the Control Panel in the Start Menu on Windows, by removing the Firefox application on OS X, or by removing the firefox folder on Linux.
Removing Firefox 2 won't remove your bookmarks, web browsing history, extensions or other add-ons. This data is stored in your profile folder, which is located in one of the following locations depending on your operating system:
Windows 2000, XP
Documents and Settings\<UserName>\Application Data\Mozilla\Firefox
Any version of Firefox that you install after removing Firefox 2 will continue to use the data from this profile folder.
clear? crystal? clear. :p
and dont be an ass and delete your profile folder at the location in your pc/mac mentioned above. :p now that will be the time that you will lose everything and you now go crazy and cry.
read the release notes people! andun lahat. kainis. you dont pay for me tech support. :p ok a blow job will do. :p
Tags:internetsss crispin?!? basilio?!? :cafe bola my perineum mood swings : : awake pssssh! i listen to this crap!: hmmmm
and no, miss perchance i dont wanna be bad so i wont post about your new close friend, that fugly girl with a face that can launch a thousand clearasil commercials. hmmm, no naman. wala naman syang pimples. lets just say that she can be the poster girl in dr. pie calayan's office. she will be perfect for the "before" picture, not the "after" picture. she can also guest in nip/tuck andwe will be happy for her. :) so thats ok, i didnt mention her naman. altho i think tHat AnYoNE that wRitEs lYk ThIs deSerVes t0 bE diSSeD kAsI naMan poH baKit poH gAnUn siLa maGsuLat pWeDe naMaN poH aNg sTr8 poH an0h poH?
wait, i think a know a girl that needs clearasil up her ass. hmmm....
well anyway so today i will just pay tribute to the "best" via our favorite david turned goliath google you tube! yes? yEs?
this is the best and sexiest rendition of bad company's "feel like making love" ever! just look at the way she works that mike stand (or whatever you call it). susanna hoffs rocks my made in the philippines underwear! and say what? shes still hot! and the woman is like 48? seriously i dont wanna know. and i think shes hotter now. as an old woman. :p i mean, i love her but her hairdo in the walk like an egyptian video....well, it was the 80's. everything is forgiven. and after watching her in this clip many times, i really "feel like making love"...to the next whore i encounter in the street! ... well...more like "i feel like making love"...to myself. :( but no. because im a decent guy with a conservative outlook in life and with strong solid morals ( because i dont masturbate for art ). but i will masturbate in front of a comatose dog in a national geographic documentary about some ethnic panggalatok ritual if the prize is a night out with susanna hoffs! with some hot chocolate lovin' of course. :p
for me this is the best rap song ever! back in the old days when hip hop was fun, cool and "real". none of this gangsta i want to kill cops fight for freedom in iraq and start a revolution with my niggaz homies while wearing bling bling drinking crystal with my bling bling hoes while im fucking the high priestess of bling bling with a phat azz. whew. ok im just jealous with the way these ugly mofos get their eazy phat fine azz. yes. ok but i love jay-z. h to the izz o, v to the izzz a. fa shizzle my nizzle used to dribble down in v-a. and of course snoop dogg. he's cool. the high priest of doobie. :p
as much as i love one more minute (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHz8AxgIuhM), amish paradise, white and nerdy, smells like nirvana and eat it. i think that this is the best weird al video/song ever! classic! and hanggang ngayon memorize ko pa lyrics nyan. im such a geek. :p and it is a lot better than the puff daddy (with some rock stars) original version. this is the best! no debate!
P.S....B.A.
nakita ko pala si kaye abad. bakit napaka bastusin sexy na nya? hek hek. naging bombshell bigla. fuckable na ang lola niyo. :p
and what is this napanood ko sa news?!? borgy manotoc for mayor of manila? wtf. will he be like this guy?
yan ang mayor ng maynila! they dont call him berdugo ng maynila for nothing. :p i was living in manila when he was mayor and i really feel safe walking the streeets of recto, legarda, quiapo, p. noval and m. dela fuente even at 10pm. i love telling this story a manila old timer told me once. remember the 3 year old girl that was raped by a bunch of guys in the early 90's? di ba the suspects were caught, jailed and then there was a trial. tapos in the end, the verdict was NOT GUILTY. ayun kinabukasan, nakita na lang lumulutang sa pasig river yung mga suspects. and the old timer said we all know who ordered the "salvaging". no need to guess. scary.
... and you will know kung sino sa mga bisita mong kamag-anak ang manyakis. :p when they are having dinner and then you are watching an abs-cbn soap entitled "maging sino ka man" and then suddenly anne curtis appeared in a 2 piece bikini looking really sexy and ripped. at lahat ng mga kalalakihan ay biglang nagsilapitan sa tv. LOL!
mother: bakit bigla kayong lumapit dito?!?
uncle: eh kasi tininitingnan namin yung beach...mukhang eto yung pinuntahan natin sa batangas ano? (looks at his son)
cousin # 1 : ay oo nga! yan yung beach sa san juan, batangas (looks closer)
cousin # 2 : ay oo nga! (watches until anne curtis leaves the scene)
hahahaha mga lalake talaga.
well ako naman steady lang ako sa harap ng pagkain. i was just waiting for bea alonzo also to appear in a 2 piece bikini in all her baby fat glory...but no dice. patience. she will be in a mens mag in a few months. wait, how old is the girl? is she over 18? geez. i hope shes over 18 at baka mangumpisal na naman ako nito ng di oras..."father forgive me for i have sinned...i have yet again lusted for a young lady under the age of 18...but i didnt know...so im only semi guilty. ill take one hail mary and a glory be. and no father, im not a ephebophile... that word can best describe a few of your friends in the catholic church...in new york and in some parts of this country also. thank you. amen."
and now people, did i tell you not to take my entries seriously?
but mind you, when i "enter" i take it seriously.
next time uli.
:-)
Tags:you tubeness crispin?!? basilio?!? :amsterdam my perineum mood swings : : yes! pssssh! i listen to this crap!: can i get a... = jay - z
minsan na lang ako mag-internet lately. i think meron din na kasi akong eye problems. lumalabo na yata. ayoko naman mag salamin. mukha akong malibog pag may salamin.
so bumisita ako sa PEX. matagal na kasi akong hindi nakakabisita dun. wala lang. natawa naman ako dito...
help: ateneo or ricky reyes institute? LOL. natawa lang ako. minsan lang ako matawa sa thread title mismo at kahit hindi ko na basahin ang nilalaman ng thread. i dont know. sadya lang akong mababaw lately. kaya kahit siguro korni eh natatawa ako. :p
yung sister daw kasi nya eh baka hindi makapasa sa UP, DLSU, UST or UA & P ata. at last resort na lang nya eh ateneo or ricky reyes institute kasi pareho daw magaling sa INTERDISCIPLINARY STUDIES. humihingi ng advise at nakasalalay daw ang future ng sister nya. lolz. sa ricky reyes institute quiapo branch na lang sya maganda run. sa tapat pa ng sakayan ng jeep papuntang pasig.
anyway dumaan ako sa uste kagabi kasi meron akong hinatid. (hindi ko chicks ha, relative ko). aba merong fountain na pumuputok dun sa tapat ng central library. tapos andaming estudyante or outsiders na kumukuha ng pictures sa tapat ng fountain na parang mga turista. anobaah ngayon lang nakakita ng fountain. ROFL. as in walang segundo na nasasayang at batch by batch na meron nagpapakuha ng piktyur! rofl.
at pumuputok ang fountain. pag pumuputok sabay sabay nagsisigawan yung mga estudyante ng "eeeeehhhhhh". tas pag puputok uli, sisigaw uli. kahit narinig na nila. hahaha nakakatawa at nakakatuwa at the same time. pero ok ang fountain ha. i like it. :p
anyway a few weeks ago may nagsabi sa akin na baka pwede daw akong umarte bilang goons/pyscho bad guy sa isang indie movie. sayang nagkasakit ako nun eh. hindi ko na inalam kung anong movie yun.
pero palagi na lang kung may mag-offer sa akin eh kung hindi goons, rapist or kahit anong bad guy. pero yung pinaka weirdo eh yung sa thesis ng isang estudyante sa up na gusto nya akong mag masturbate in front of the camera. anobaa.
i dont masturbate for art.
kaaway ko yung isang may-ari ng sari sari store malapit dito sa amin. hindi ko naman sya maiwasan kasi sya lang ang open kahit na 2am na. eh ayoko naman lumayo pa. well sabi ko na lang...
sabi nga ni jay from project runway kay wendy pepper : "i wanted to ignore you, but i cant....because you are human!"
Tags:ewanski my perineum mood swings : : awake pssssh! i listen to this crap!: zzzzzzzz
this is disturbing...for me ha. ewan ko sa inyo baka mahilig kayo sa mga incest incest. ewan ko lang ha. you never know. :p yes, mahilig ako sa mga hot momma...but i would never f*** my momma! what you think of me? i like doing it doggy style...but im no DOG. dawg. aight?
"Inbreeding among polygamists along the Arizona-Utah border is producing a caste of severely retarded and deformed children."
and of course the geeks will take advantage again and again to showcase their "intellectuality". (sorry, my word) http://reddit.com/info/ft89/comments
key operative words: "SEVERELY RETARDED" and "DEFORMED". fucking your niece/nephew or your hottt cousin in the name of religion or kung sino man ang sinasamba ninyo is just plain sick! kadiri!
ano kaya hitsura ng isang severely retarded and deformed human being? anoobaaa gusto ko makakita! eh yung mga nakikita ko na pakalat kalat dito sa pinas eh i will not consider them severely retarded and deformed. hindi naman sila produkto ng inbreeding. they are just severely depressed and severely heartbroken so they ended up severely dirty and smelly roaming around the streets. and with a severely postmodern ati-atihan uling look.
yes i love the hbo show "big love". pero hindi naman sila magkakamag-anak dun. ok lang madaming asawa noh. basta hindi lang: wife # 1 = pamangkin wife # 2 = cousin wife # 3 = sister wife # 4 = 1st cousin who is somewhat your 1st 1st cousin to the first degree coz shes the daughter of your uncle and aunty who are actually brother and sister. wife # 5 = your sister's half sister who is also your half-sister. labo.
shades of josef mengele/children of god/whatever cult eto! this will be a good sci-fi horror movie.
ewan ko wala na akong masabi basta nakakadiri sila! dont fuck your mothers motherfuckers! retards!
makalayas na nga at nagmamadali ako at friday ngayon meron akong date...yiihiii...with my cousin.
ehe joke lang!
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well anyway i was a little sad coz they killed veronica donovan in prison break. :p
eh..well just because i like robin tunney and shes always good to look at? a 33 year old eye candy. :p
so coz of that news i finally decided to get the first season dvd of BIG LOVE. :p
it took me some time before ko binili coz i thought i will not like the show. coz of the storyline. although there are lots of rave reviews.
well anyway so far so good. :) ive seen 3 episodes and im loving it. really loving it. :p plus of course it stars three of my favorite names: jeanne tripplehorn, ginnifer goodwin and...
amanda seyfried. :p of course you know her. shes the one showing more skin. hehe.
and shes always funny in her interviews...
HBO: That was a pretty big film — you starred alongside Lindsay Lohan. Did things change after that?
SEYFRIED: Some people treat you differently. I was with my mom at a mall about a month after it came out, and these young boys came up to me and tried to hug me. I'm a pushover, so I sort of let them, then I realized they were being little perverts, slimeballs. They asked me for Hillary Duff's number — I guess they think everyone who's been in a teen movie hangs out together?
LOL.
but really now... it is a good and well-written show and it is worth the P70-90 bucks you will spend for the dvd-9. :p great cast. whether you like chloe sevigny or hate her. and the theme song is "God Only Knows" by the beach boys. when i heard the opening "melody" (i dont know what word to use :p ) i said ooooh...i will like this. :p they had me at: i may not always love you/but as long as there are stars above you/you never need to doubt it/ill make you so sure about it/god only knows what id be without you... awww...ok now will watch "nokia ateneo de zamboanga cellphone sex scandal" ang haba naman ng title na yan...
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just think about it...in a few month's time 2007 na. ang bilis talaga ng panahon. time really flies like an eagle. or whatever. i think that is from a song by...SEAL? whatever. well he is fucking heidi klum. so i have nothing more to say. parang kelan lang... just like yesterday. once more... in 2007........
the dvd player will turn 11 years old. first "appeared" in november 1996 in japan :p. i remember our first dvd player was this toshiba thing that my uncle gave us and i remember at that time that freaking toshiba player costs around P25,000.00. man that was expensive. that freak lasted only a few months coz my uncle kinda took it away. binawi niya lol. the second was a pioneer dvd mini compo all in one and that was around P21,000.00. it doesnt work anymore. now my lexing dvd player, quiapo version, i got it for only P1,500.00. cheap eh. :p and it plays almost all kinds of discs and formats. including divx files. BUT couldnt play dvd + r discs. weird. the konka dvd player, my gift to the family...nabili ko ng P2,500.00. and that was 3 years ago. and that huge thing (by today's standards) still works well. proof that chinese brand = not always not good. :p and y'all remember how expensive the original and pirated dvds at that time? damn i got my first dvd porn in greenhills for a whopping P500.00. :p lol now you can get one for P50. :p
blade runner THE sci fi flick will turn 25. based on a novel by THE philip k. dick and directed by THE ridley scott and stars THE harrison ford and THE edward james olmos :p and THE rutger hauer and this being THE cult classic that it is now...need i say more? yes. im excited about the 25th anniversary theatrical release next year and the FINAL CUT dvd edition supervised no less by mr. scott.
boogie nights, one of my favorite movies will turn 10. still loving that scorsese-esque intro scene to the tune of "the best of my love" and alfred molina singing sister christian and jesse's girl. classic.
der himmel uber berlin/the sky over berlin and known to us humanoids as "wings of desire, one of the most beautiful boring movies i have ever seen, will turn 20 years old. the film that launched numerous music videos and inspired that crassly film called city of angels is also included in every cinephile's or newly pretentious feeling arty/indie kid around the 17-26 age bracket demographic lists of "the 50 greatest movies of all time". you bet. sabi nga ni janet maslin of TEH NEW RORK TIMES : "ENCHANTING!" lol i love them pirated dvd covers. :p
LINGER by the cranberries, from the album "everybody else is doing it, so why cant we" will be 14 years old. or 15. im not so sure. :p
And I swore, I swore I would be true...And honey so did you...So why were you holding her hand? Is that the way we stand? Were you lying all the time? Was it just a game to you? awww shucks. fuck it. did you have to? did you have to...pull my finger? :p sorry, cant help it.
"fade into you" by mazzy star will also be about 14 or 15 years old. im not so sure again coz the internet says it was released 1993 but i kinda remember it is older than that...anyway...am i old? no, i just started early. :p and hope sandoval is the coolest name and one of the coolest chicks ever. or woman. :p
ellen pompeo, the renee zellweger sound alike and star of:
will be 37 in 2007 (38 in november 2007, teh woman is a scorpio like moi). i am now in the process of recording her "love me, pick me, choose me" speech to the patrick dempsey "dr. mcdreamy" character and i will make it my cellphone ringtone. seriously? seriously. :p
jenna jameson, mainstream porn uber superstar and black man dodger will turn 33. now, jenna you are a porn star and that is like a ... whore like character right? :p so anyway you are a millionaire now and a businesswoman because of us, your fans. and we only now want one more thing from you, if you can give us one more little love. please fuck a black man now before you all get wrinkled and shit. wait, the last time ive seen you in a flick teh pussy really looked like it was wrinkled and shit. :( oh so sad. nah, its cool. i mean wrinkled pussy, that is...
linus torvalds, finnish geek icon/overlord and ruler of all things linux will also be 37 in 2007. i will say no more as i had some not good memories of red hat but ill give ubuntu a try soon.
and
aiza seguerra, ex child superstar and poster girl for all ex child stars turned lesbian will turn...twenty something or early 20's in 2007. hey i dunno how old she is! :p
aiza and yours truly, we have something in common. we both love pussy. :p and i still remember her in that takot ako eh! movie. wait is that matet?
as for us, mere mortals. life goes on. definitely. war or no war, whatever or no whatever. just y'all try to be happy ok? you owe it to your body. to be happy, yes. or at least try to. just smile and theres always a rainbow at the end of every dark tunnel. or whatever. im into that mind over matter thing, uhmmm the past few days. errr...well anyway everbody just be ok! :)
y'all have a nice and great week ahead you morons and lowly life forms! yes yesyo!
Tags:monday my perineum mood swings : : hopeful pssssh! i listen to this crap!: dr. feelgood = motley crue
so kevin rose got the cover gig for the latest issue of businessweek. good for him. and i never thought he will be this internet superstar entrepreneur. he was just that geek on tv telling everyone to try linux.
but anyway i think the article is so over the top.
well...the new breed of internet millionaires are rolling in. i hope everyone learned their lesson. i know some people who lost their jobs during the late 90's, early 2000's coz of the internet bubble.
it is just amazing...something like facebook.com or whatever greatideafromageek.com... they will sell like $800 million and someone like ted turner or rupert murdoch or vince mcmahon will actually buy it. with no sound business plan at that.
some days i wish that i was a geek or really made good friends with geeks in high school.
:-)
Tags:parental guidance crispin?!? basilio?!? :cyberspace my perineum mood swings : : awake pssssh! i listen to this crap!: bandila
that trevor fehrman kid ruined the whole movie. he is annoying, korneeeh and a fucker. he annoyed me too much to the point that i wanna kick his ass. if i can. or does that mean he is good? heh. he is a pain to watch. can we just edit him out? his acting is pipeshit. i dont think the budget was too small to be able to hire a decent young actor. there are lots of them in nickelodeon. :p but still a fairly good movie. although it is not all that and some jokes are old. :( but still, itz ok. i like it. one of the best comedies of the year. maybe not. :p probably the best comedy for the months of june/july. :p unlike others, i feel that it is just fine that theres a sequel. no problemo. what do you want him to do? another jersey girl? heh. he cant make a decent movie that is "decent". y'all got me? his best movie "chasing amy" (one of the best romantic movies for adults or feeling adults) is nowhere near the word "decent". :p remember "finger cuffs"? :p but anyway... rosario is one hot, charming nigga.
or porch monkey. :p she's my niggah. if you dont like kevin smith, or any of his movies, or you dont like watching veteran amateur actors :p, or watching a movie directed by a veteran amateur director :p, but you have to watch this movie for some reason we dont know, well you will enjoy this one because of the lovely miss dawson, and because mr. smith's writing is always brilliant when he talks about crack, crack whores, bestiality, anal sex, double penetration, spitting, blow jobs, ASS TO MOUTH and a lot of other things your friendly neighborhood baptist preacher, or iglesia ni kristo or house to house jehovah's witness agent dont want to hear. he is always good when he is crass. i hope he proves us wrong next time. anyway y'all can see the movie. its fun. now showing. wait, available on pirated dvd. :p
in some other news...
i had a lengthy argument with my cousin about LANGUAGE. aha nah. she was insisting that the word "diumano" in english means probably/most probably. anobah. eh di ba mali yun. :p ang sabi ko naman eh "diumano" means "allegedly". tama ba? ahahahaha me stupid too. i really dont want to argue with her so sabi ko na lang lets play the "use it in a sentence" game.
magsasalita ngayon ang lalaking diumano ay chinupa ni piolo pascual.
in english:
speaking right now is the guy who was allegedly given a blow job by piolo pascual.
putangina teka parang mali pa rin ata ah. makalayas na nga.
belat na lang to all of you. i hope to marry someone with that kind of tongue in the future. just imagine if shes going to use that licking my a...... adams apple. that will feel really good. may kiliti pa naman ako dun. ok im going to stop now. what im saying is that lets hope that shes no nagger.
Tags:clerks 2, fuck porn my perineum mood swings : : pillow pants! pssssh! i listen to this crap!: fuckers!!! all of you fuckers!!!
so lance bass is gay. i dont get what the big fuss is all about coz i dont know who lance bass is. lance bass this, lance bass that. what kind of name is lance bass anyway. i dont really know him, i kinda heard but i have hobbit alzheimers so i easily forget things, names etc. thats why live bookmarks and news readers are essential to my daily life. :p. so i dont really know who this bass guy is so i dont really care. but he must be so famous to deserve all those headlines in his honor. so you jane, him tarzan, me read.
LANCE BASS IS THE UGLY GOOFY LOOKING GUY FROM NSYNC. aha siya pala yun. :p so why is this big news. i dont think this should be big news even for faggots coz he is ugly. he is like the scary spice from the spice girls, or the kulot guy from MENUDO, or herbert bautista from bagets or that girl from sex bomb with a big nose and japayuki accent, or idelle martinez from that show with angelu and bobby andrews ( see i have hobbit alzheimers) well anyway whatever...
because of that. i will admit something. i will also come out. i am...
in one look i already know that theres a new version of firefox, netscape was hacked, jason calca something from netscape will pay "social bookmarkers" $1,000 a month, lance bass is gay and kevin smith enters a flame war on rottentomatoes' forums over clerks 2.
time of the year when the computer screams: "REFORMAT ME!!!" but nah. im too lazy for that. and not much of a problem anyways. unlike before. the only problems im having is with some applications i seldom use and for some reason, FIREFOX. firefox kinda slow the past few days. the same with my back-up browsers, flock and seamonkey. even slower. opera is ok, but i dont really use that. so for the meantime i switched to:
K-MELEON. im loving it. what a great little fella. faster, easy to use. and very light. it is also based on GECKO. the same rendering engine used by firefox, seamonkey, flock and the others. BUT the difference is it uses the native windows API to create the user interface instead of the cross-platform XUL layer. so it is less resource-intensive which means GREAT for users like me with low end hardware and old computers (pentium 3 :p ) it is also very customizable. and firefox and seamonkey plug-ins work, so no problem there. the only issue is that because it uses windows' native interface, it doesnt support mozilla based themes and extensions. BUT they do have their own extensions and themes on their home page. so ok lang. i love the macro plugins. y'all can download version 1.0, basically the same as the latest firefox version (just without the search toolbar on your right, but theres a plugin for that) here: http://kmeleon.sourceforge.net/ and the forums are here: http://kmeleon.sourceforge.net/forum/ and they have a wiki and a wiki entry of course. so just search the wiki page. so there. :) ________
haha. just wanted to share this. i got this from the scobleizer. http://scobleizer.wordpress.com/ who, incidentally was involved in some petty internet drama with some 21 year old geek who uses a mac. :p yeah that sounded gay. brokeback mutants. :p (thanks kevin smith) ________
hay naku. some people should just...
stfu.
but hey, sabi nga nila...how can you hate someone who is even uglier than you? lalo na if the husband looks like...
amon goeth. if u dont know who mr. goeth is, he is the evil evil guy in schindler's list. the one played by ralph fiennes in his BEST performance ever. so even if only half of the portrayal of goeth is true, still we are quite sure that he is right now in hell playing poker with satan. so SEGWAY :p tayo. speaking of schindler's list, belated happy bday to janusz kaminski a month ago. :p ________
and so now we can embed videos sa ating mga lj's from youtube and photobucket, i will test drive it and this will be my first video sharing of the year. :p
haha. not mine of course. this is just a short one. and of course i like to "inspire" everybody and "shake things up" and "shook up the world" :p. i think this is the best commercial that aired during the superbowl early this year. and it was really great that it starred the GREATEST OF ALL TIME. and some random cute kid. :p not to mention that it is from ibm. i didnt know ibm can make really great short ads. and well, the irony. ibm=linux=open source. haha. one of the biggest corporations in the whole world now says GO OPEN SOURCE! wait, we should be scared.
Tags:samut-sari my perineum mood swings : : relieved pssssh! i listen to this crap!: sinead o' connor
1.) for some reason my mind only knows, nakalimutan ko kung ano hitsura ni philip cezar. i find that really disturbing. so yes you gotta do what you gotta do. and that means google image. and surprise of surprises. no pictures of philip cezar! i was really surprised. and disappointed. i mean a legend like philip cezar should have pictures all over the net! give some respect! and instead there are pictures of PHILIP zimmerman and CEZAR boo. whoever they are. and in the first page...
eto ang philip cezar na tumambad sa akin. ehe kung sino mang philip cezar yan! sino kaya etong philip cezar na etoh...
2.) some manny pacman fans are just plain curaaazzzyyy nuthuggers. :p
this is the latest dun sa mga lumalabas na manny pacquiao "artwork" lately. most of them are hilarious. syempre sikat yung 5 peso bill, yung superman or supermanny :p and saving sgt pacquiao (saving private ryan poster). but this is my favorite so far. haaay. some of his fans are just nuthuggers. :p manny dont get knocked out baga mag suicide etong mga eto. they dont realize that the guy is too small for a superfeatherweight. hes even small at featherweight. but hey he proves us wrong everytime!
3.) i was at the park square 2 last night. yeah i know, sa dinami dami ng malls sa makati andun ako sa pinaka jologs. but long story. the last time i was there...hmmm years ago. maybe 98 or 99. i remember tanghaling tapat yun at merong tumalon dun sa rooftop at nag suicide. that was tragic. park square 1 and 2 looks a little different now. but still feels the same. maybe because of the jeepney and bus terminal and the celfone, magazine stands , vendors sa may tapat ng mall na hindi nag disappear through the years.
4.) yung kapitbahay namin na 3 yr old kid palaging tinuturuan yun ng yaya niya na pag nakikita ako, sasabihin nya dapat "i love you!" but he never gets it right. kaninang umaga he finally got it right! he said: "ay wabs youuuu!" awwww. im melting. what a cute kid. the kid made my saturday morning. kahit medyo sad ako at kulang sa tulog coz a friend of mine merong problema. double whammy. money and health. yung sickness nya pang dr. house ang case. hindi malaman kung ano. haaay. but im sure everything will be allright. :-)
awwww. i love you too. :-)
awwww again... say what? count me in! ahahahaha UKINAS. :(
the KING OF PAIN will be fighting again tomorrow. ol' blood and guts. arturo gatti. one of my favorites. yes, hes old now. but he deserves another shot. not the most talented fighter out there. but he is all heart (just forget about the mayweather fight :p ) he got one of the biggest hearts for sure.
that is the round of the century. 3 minutes of pure hell, heart and determination. i know i know castillo vs. corrales 1 round 10 is in another level. but that one is beautiful and dramatic. this one is just plain BRUTAL. i dont think we will ever see anything like this one again. ever. amen.
Tags:the veronicas my perineum mood swings : : pleased pssssh! i listen to this crap!: charlotte stokely
y'all know the "spam" or chain letter type text messages right? i mean we all get that from time to time. most of us ignore it, some are just...i dunno how to describe them, but they take it seriously. hehe. and pass it around. well maybe they have lotsa cellphone credits and dont mind using them in chain text messages.
well i got one from someone who doesnt usually send this type of messages around, so im wondering why. :p and it was a short and nice simple message and you have to send it to only 12 people. well, unlike other messages of this kind, you have to send them to gazillions of other people. well to someone like me na hindi nag re reload, so im always on zero load, 50=gazillions. :p eh gagawin ko sana so that my financial status will improve within 12 hrs 100% eh naubos na pala yung binigay sa akin ni perchance na load. :p
so i will do something better and post the message here so that i can send it to gazillions and gazillions of other people who read my lj. so here it is:
Laxmi Devigini Namo. Send this mantras to 12 people, your financial status will improve within 12 hours 100%
so there. post it also in your ljs ha. i dont even know what the latin part of the message means. ********
and because i am a man of my words, here is my perchance appreciation post # 1. coz binigyan nya ako ng load. :p
perchance is one of the most talented persons i know. she is a very good computer programmer. but mind you, she is no geek. she can party like the best of 'em. :) she is also a very good photographer. you all should go to her flickr page. wonderful photos and of course she gots lots of fans. most of them male and dirty old men. :p she is a star now and most of her photos nasa "interestingness" page. for non flickr people, it means "best of the best of the day". :)
she also sings well and i bet she is a better singer than angelika delacruz. she is very cute and her friends are very cute too. too bad guys she only dates descendants of kublai khan. she is fun to talk to, very funny with a wicked sense of humor.
and she is a world traveler. she is so charming she get to travel the world with no strings attached! the last time she was in eastern europe and she was able to swin in the RIVER DANUBE. i heard that her next stop is PERU. that is so exciting coz she will see the great LAKE TITICACA. maybe she will meet a peruvian fisherman and then she will be known as...
johanna francesca vanessa vera lopez y boriqua aka as MISS PERU!
haha. to be serious, she is one of the most WONDERFUL and NICEST people around. one of the good guys. end of part 1.
*miss cupcakefiend might ask again what my subject header means, well it is the first chapter of from hell. i just changed it a bit. rainy weather makes me want to read it again.
and well, some people can be described as such. they are...from hell!
Tags:appreciation # 1 my perineum mood swings : : calm pssssh! i listen to this crap!: thora birch
The perineum is the area of skin rich in nerve endings that is located below the anus (the opening for bowel movements). For women, the perineum extends to the vaginal opening; for men it extends to the base of the testicles.
Because the perineum is so rich in nerve endings it often feels pleasing to have it touched or stroked. If one is comfortable with being touched on the perineum, its stimulation can be incorporated into a couple's lovemaking to further enhance sexual arousal.
To make stimulation smoother and more comfortable, it is often helpful to lubricate your fingers before stroking the perineum during lovemaking.
As long as the stimulation remains outside the body on the perineum, any type of lubricant (petroleum-base or water-base) will do.
However, because this kind of stimulation is often associated with insertion of the finger into the vagina or anus, or both, a water-base lubricant is recommended and preferred.
and because of this:
COLOR IS PASSION, STYLE IS YOURS, FASHION IS PERSONAL!
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